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Home of the Brave T-Rex Graphic Tee
$29.99
A T-Rex draped in the American flag with fireworks overhead and the words "HOME OF THE BRAVE" below. Apparently this is what peak patriotism looks like.
The design is heavily textured and distressed, giving it that vintage Americana vibe — like it was printed in 1776 and left out in the sun for a couple and a half centuries. If you've ever thought "you know what this country needs? More terrible lizard-ness," this is your shirt.