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Sparkling Responsibly Since 1776 Frog Tee

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A toad with sparklers. Celebrating since 1776. Sparkling responsibly is relative.

This is what peak patriotism looks like — detailed vintage illustration, deadpan absurdity, and a frog who's been at this longer than any of us. Wear it to the cookout and let people figure it out.